Welcome to one of the Internet's finest Christian ministries - the Church of Our Lady for the Redemption & Salvation of Perpetual Liars. We are delighted that you have decided to visit us as we seek to spread the Lord God's Holy Commandments. We have a special affinity for His Eighth (or Ninth, depending upon who you ask) Commandment that exhorts his flock to live lives filled with honesty.

The need for our ministry has grown as the number of sinners who intentionally ignore His Word continues to multiply at epidemic proportions. Our church is dedicated to casting aside Satan's servants in order to restore righteousness and honesty back into our fallen world.