Religious Institutions

Have you received a calling from God but are unable to spend years in seminary? Do you want to follow His command for you to seek out sinners? Are you destined to heal the ill and infirm (including those suffering from compulsive lying)? If so, we recommend you become an ordained minister today so that you may answer His calling! Please note that we'll be adding additional resources to these lists as soon as they sent their certificates and diplomas to our Supreme Pontiff for placement on this site!

• Universal Life Church, Official International Quarters - Free and Instant Ordinations!
• University Life Church Monastery - Our own Supreme Pontiff was first ordained through this Official Authorized Affiliate of the Universal Life Church. (He appreciated the quiet solitude that the monastic life offered during his ordination.)
• Universal Life Church Online - Another officially authorized affiliate of the Universal Life Church. Check out their really cool "membership cards" that all ordained ministers are entitled to use for official business!
• Templar University - Their motto is "You think you're SO smart. Well, so do we!" We've got to admit, this university has got the right idea! No work, no exams, no tuition, full credit for anything you want, and you get to pick any and all degrees you can imagine!
• Temple of Earth - While we don't entirely agree with the tenets of this "church" (they don't believe in God - ugh!), we still liked their beautiful (and free) ordination certificates! Get your's today!
• Cathedral University - Provides a variety of Christ-centered courses (real ones) that lead to the attainment of various certificates and diplomas.
• World Christianship Ministries - This fine Christian Internet ministry offers mail-order ordinations, independent church charters, doctoral degrees, etc. We are honored to have received our official church charter from this ministry.
• Church Of Living Water - This Christian Church is provides wonderful ministries to those seeking the Word of Jesus Christ.
• New Horizon Ministries - As a nondemoniation Christian Ministry, New Horizon Ministries' beliefs are based entirely upon the teachings of the inspired writings of the Holy Bible.
• Universal Ministries - Is "a nondenominational church founded in the truth of accepting the rights of all to follow their own personal beliefs without [Univeral Ministries'] Intervention." Our Lady is especially pleased of Universal Ministries stance to "uphold the First Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America."

Some Authorities on Our Church

Find out what makes us tick! The following links provide some insight into our Mother Church's famous (or was that infamous?) background:

• Universal Life Church v. the United States of America - This (in)famous case was brought before the United District Court. In that case, the Honorable James F. Battin ruled that both ordinations and the granting of honorary doctoral degrees by religious entities, such as the Universal Life Church, were not only legal but that the recipients of these are legally entitled to use the titles bestowed upon them. We are proud to note that His Holiness, our Beloved Supreme Pontiff, is legally entitled to use nearly all of the ordinations and honorary doctoral degrees he has acquired as a result of Judge Battin's wisdom in clarifying the rights of every American under the First Amendment.
• Wikipedia - While no real academic would ever consider the Wikipedia as a completely reliable and valid source for information, their article on the Universal Life Church is rather fascinating, to say the least.