Declaration of Faith

Our purpose is to seek out and find any and all perpetual liars in order that our congregation may minister to these sinners. We have been called upon, by our Heavenly Father, to guide all perpetual liars to proclaim the truth, regardless of their race, gender, background, other church affiliations, or connections with online for-profit institutions of higher learning.

We believe in God and respect the power of prayer. We believe that all men and women should strive to become self-actualized and honest citizens who are charged, by God, to tell the truth.

The Church of Our Lady for the Redemption & Salvation of Perpetual Liars declares our loyalty to the President of the United States of America and to the Constitution of the United States of America. We pledge allegiance and fidelity to the flag, and to the Republic for which it stands. We also like apple pie.

We also respect honest people from all other peaceful nations that value integrity in our fallen world.

Statement of Beliefs

As a ministry that has been divinely bestowed upon us by our Lord and God, the Church of Our Lady for the Redemption & Salvation of Perpetual Liars is a non-denominational Christian church that seeks to honor God’s Eighth (or Ninth, depending upon who you ask) Commandment -

"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor." Exodus 19:16

God

God is the creator and ruler of the universe. He has eternally existed in three persons: the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. These three are co-equal and are; indeed, one God.

God’s Laws

God has chosen to express His love for His children through His examples, as provided for in the Holy Bible, and through the deeds and works of His Son, our Lord Jesus, and the Holy Spirit. God’s Holy Word serves as our commands.

Man

God gave the gift of freewill to all men, so that those deserving of His holy love would obey Him. Those who choose not to obey Him, including liars, will be condemned to eternal damnation in Hell.

Man’s Laws

We believe that the Constitution of the United States of America was divinely inspired to guide His children down the path of righteousness. We believe that the First Amendment, in particular, provides for religious freedom and the freedom of speech that should be used as a Holy Sword to cast down evil in our world. Those who oppose or deny the God-given rights of the First Amendment are innately evil and deserve the punishments that will be coming to them.

Membership

Membership in the Church of Our Lady for the Redemption and Salvation of Perpetual Liars is open to all, as long as they are willing to seek truth, wisdom, and tolerance.

Basic Tenets of Our Ministry

Under development - coming soon!